Today I would like to share this space with the special-est of guests. She is destined to do great things, people! Without further ado . . . .
Mom: Hi. Would you like to introduce yourself?
Kate: Yes. My name is Kate. I love you.
Mom: Before we start, why don’t you tell me a little about yourself.
Kate: Ok. I like books. They are my favorite. I have lots of other favorite things to do.
Mom: Like cooking?
Kate: Yes. (whispering) say and . . .
Mom: What would you like to share with us today?
Mom: I mean, what is the recipe you are going to talk about today?
Kate: Uh, Kate’s Recipe.
Mom: Could you please tell me how you made it?
Kate: I had chocolate covered raisins
Kate: And peanuts
Kate: And almonds and cranberries
Kate: And one more thing . . . pumpkin seeds!
Mom: What did you do with those things?
Kate: I ate some of them.
Mom: No, I mean, how did you make Kate’s Recipe?
Kate: I used all that stuff, of course.
Mom: Did you dump it on the floor and stir it with your feet?
Kate: No! Mom gave me a bowl to stir it in. I used a spoon to stir it.
Mom: And then what?
Kate: Then we got to eat some of it.
Mom: So I think that what you are saying is that your favorite part was the eating?
Mom: Is there anything else you’d like to share today?
Kate: No. The end. Goodbye.